Mesh

Beagle


pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

Pffft....forget all of that!!!
 
Someone mentioned Burger.....I'd like some jack cheese and tons of becan please!! Yammmy!!!

HERE EWE GEAUX
 

musicman100

Mesh

Beagle


pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

Pffft....forget all of that!!!
 
Someone mentioned Burger.....I'd like some jack cheese and tons of becan please!! Yammmy!!!

HERE EWE GEAUX
 

Thank you MM!!!
(Although the pic is blocked here at work, I'm envisioning a huge becan cheeseburger and your very good intentions) :)

Mesh - more like a heart attack on a plate but.......what a great way to die

Goo morn all.

Just getting around to see how my Frankenstein of a fred is hanging.

Seems to be hanging to left a little.

daryl1968


Mesh - more like a heart attack on a plate but.......what a great way to die

I'm going to have to settle for a grilled tuna melt (Friday) instead and have that becan burger for lunch tomorrow.
 
 
I've already put in the order to the good chef:
 
Fresh ground beef (organic) mixed with garlic, chopped onions, pepper, salt, a little seasoning or whatever else the good chef decides to add and grilled to our liking (well done).
 
Nothing like home cooking.......even the best of burgers out there (kobe beef, Omaha ground beef etc...) seem to lack the flavour without those other ingredients. Becan of course, is a given.
 

musicman100


THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
 
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time)

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible
if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits,
it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor,
by the time you get there you'll feel better.
Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
 
 

I've been a victim of several of these laws. 

what about Cole's Law of chopped cabbage?

What about Nostradamus' crystal balls?