ampfixer


You guys are -01346-03423. That's secret code for obsessive wankers. I was all set and the forum locked up.

AND I CALLED DIBBS!!!!!!!!

never mind, 14,000 will be around before you know it

 
I saw these gorgeous identical twins standing at the bar last night.
 
I staggered over and said, "Do you ladies fancy coming back to my place for a threesome?"
 
"You're drunk aren't you?" they asked.
 
"No," I slurred, "What makes you think that?"
 
They said, "I'm standing here on my own."
 
 

I walked up to a girl in the pub and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and make mad, passionate lurve to you."

She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."

"Good" I replied, "I'm glad I've got his support."

SteveStrummerUK


I walked up to a girl in the pub and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and make mad, passionate lurve to you."

She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."

"Good" I replied, "I'm glad I've got his support."

Chorttttttle.

So, did someone get a yellow thingie for 13K--I can't be arsed to look.  

Old55


So, did someone get a yellow thingie for 13K--I can't be arsed to look.  

Monkey Boy did.

Banana Daiquiris all around!  

Hey, that's from the other thread!  It's to early for re-runs.  

hey, I like monkeys and bananas. Bananas are the king of fruit.