The Death Of A Fred
Arsociated Press
After setting records for most views, most pages , most posts, most monkey images and most inane banter, the Forum Super Fred appears to be on it's last legs.
Since it's debut earlier this year, the Forum Super Fred has been a regular stop for web surfers and indolent time-wasters. With over a third of a million views, it appeared to be taking on a life of it's own.
Now that it is stuck on page 437, and with just a handful of responses in the last two days, it seems that it's demise is imminent. Only an infusion of Bapuisms and Strummer Crap Jokes could save it.
We, as a long standing reporter of world events both earth shaking and trivial, lament the passing of the Forum Super Fred, as it has been a source of guffaws and consternation for many of our reprters as they search the web for something, anything pressworthy.
RIP FSF.