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2012/11/15 13:12:29
Mesh
daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh - do you ever get back 'home'?

(I think I know where you're going with this......)
 
 
 
I promise to listen this weekend. 
 
Am I right?
Am I right?


actually...no - don't get paranoid. The chief monkey is the nagger, not me.
 
I was trying to remember where you were originally from - Sri Lanka right?
 

Bugger....I thought I had it.
 
Yes, Sri Lanka.....
 
Por que senior?

I often think about you mate (and occasionaly in a non-sexual way) - did you go to school in the UK?

Occasionally?? ......(not sure what to make of that, and don't want to go there)
I'm only acknowledging the first & last part..... I think of you as well and do speak regularly to the Mrs. about your great sense of humour/big heart.....good musician too
 
I went to primary school in SL, and grew up here since 6th grade. Why did you think UK? 
2012/11/15 13:32:05
SteveStrummerUK

A mate of mine is quitting his Punch and Judy show and getting rid of everything.





I've offered to take his puppets off his hands.


2012/11/15 13:35:06
SteveStrummerUK

I walked up to the counter in the chemist and just my luck there was a girl serving.

"Erm... Morning," I said, "I need some erm... God, this is embarrassing..."

"Don't you worry sir," she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, "I get this every day!"

I smiled back.

"Condoms?" she said.

"No," I said.

"Suppositories?" she said.

"No," I said.

"Tampons?"

"No."

"Well, it can't be that embarrassing then, sir," she said with a smile.

"Paracetamol," I said.

"Paracetamol?" she gave me a puzzled look. "£1.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"

Then I pulled out my little pink purse.

2012/11/15 13:39:54
Ham N Egz
SteveStrummerUK


A mate of mine is quitting his Punch and Judy show and getting rid of everything.





I've offered to take his puppets off his hands.


But look WHERE those hands have been ....
2012/11/15 13:41:27
Ham N Egz

.

"Paracetamol?" she gave me a puzzled look. "£1.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"

Then I pulled out my little pink purse.


2012/11/15 13:44:26
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


I walked up to the counter in the chemist and just my luck there was a girl serving.

"Erm... Morning," I said, "I need some erm... God, this is embarrassing..."

"Don't you worry sir," she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, "I get this every day!"

I smiled back.

"Condoms?" she said.

"No," I said.

"Suppositories?" she said.

"No," I said.

"Tampons?"

"No."

"Well, it can't be that embarrassing then, sir," she said with a smile.

"Paracetamol," I said.

"Paracetamol?" she gave me a puzzled look. "£1.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"

Then I pulled out my little pink purse.

Ch Ch Ch Ch Chortle.
2012/11/15 13:58:00
SteveStrummerUK
musicman100



.

"Paracetamol?" she gave me a puzzled look. "£1.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"

Then I pulled out my little pink purse.



 
[squealing like a little girl]OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT WANT IT I WANT IT[/squealing like a little girl]
2012/11/15 14:08:25
daryl1968
Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh - do you ever get back 'home'?

(I think I know where you're going with this......)
 
 
 
I promise to listen this weekend. 
 
Am I right?
Am I right?


actually...no - don't get paranoid. The chief monkey is the nagger, not me.
 
I was trying to remember where you were originally from - Sri Lanka right?
 

Bugger....I thought I had it.
 
Yes, Sri Lanka.....
 
Por que senior?

I often think about you mate (and occasionaly in a non-sexual way) - did you go to school in the UK?

Occasionally?? ......(not sure what to make of that, and don't want to go there)
I'm only acknowledging the first & last part..... I think of you as well and do speak regularly to the Mrs. about your great sense of humour/big heart.....good musician too
 
I went to primary school in SL, and grew up here since 6th grade. Why did you think UK? 
Sorry mate - It was a (bad) joke with the sexual thing - just being an arse.
 
The actual reason was that I spoke to a guy on the phone earlier today who was originally from Sri Lanka and he went to school in the UK. I didn't get his name and I had this silly thought after the conversation..........but no, it wasnt my bro from a different mo :(
 
2012/11/15 14:19:55
Mesh
daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh


daryl1968


Mesh - do you ever get back 'home'?

(I think I know where you're going with this......)
 
 
 
I promise to listen this weekend. 
 
Am I right?
Am I right?


actually...no - don't get paranoid. The chief monkey is the nagger, not me.
 
I was trying to remember where you were originally from - Sri Lanka right?
 

Bugger....I thought I had it.
 
Yes, Sri Lanka.....
 
Por que senior?

I often think about you mate (and occasionaly in a non-sexual way) - did you go to school in the UK?

Occasionally?? ......(not sure what to make of that, and don't want to go there)
I'm only acknowledging the first & last part..... I think of you as well and do speak regularly to the Mrs. about your great sense of humour/big heart.....good musician too
 
I went to primary school in SL, and grew up here since 6th grade. Why did you think UK? 
Sorry mate - It was a (bad) joke with the sexual thing - just being an arse.
 
The actual reason was that I spoke to a guy on the phone earlier today who was originally from Sri Lanka and he went to school in the UK. I didn't get his name and I had this silly thought after the conversation..........but no, it wasnt my bro from a different mo :(
 


 
No worries......it really doesn't bother me.....to be honest, not much bothers me....(we don't want others to start rumours about us in here now do we?.....after all this is a family friendly forum for Real Audio Engineers)
 
BTW, if that was me that spoke to you, I'd say "Hey Daryl, I'll be a monkeys arse......how the heck are you ol buddy?"  
2012/11/15 14:22:28
bapu
Monkeys Arse
(do I smell a new forum band?)
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