It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-xxxxx girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

After spending a rather disappointing half hour with a lady of the night, I quickly dressed and was on my way out of the door when she shouted "Oi! You haven't paid me!"

"My apologies" I replied, and calmly tossed a pound coin onto the bed.

"That won't cover it!" she exclaimed.

To which I retorted "Buy yourself a dustbin lid, that might"

A tortoise was just about to cross the road when a chicken came up to him and said "Don't do it!  You'll never hear the feckin' end of it!"

bapu


Mabye just 


a little too much?

I thought this was the old "I'm squishing your head" thingy.


Mike

That two.

Jonbouy


What use is the spleen to modern man?  Is it just an appendix?

Lucy, start espleenin'!  

Old55

Jonbouy


What use is the spleen to modern man?  Is it just an appendix?

Lucy, start espleenin'!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMj9Fm4SBq8

I was supposed to have an appendectomy, but the doctor removed my glossary and index instead.  Now I don't know what things mean or where to find them!