Staypress is the only recipient of the 'Five and I'll have an 'alf' lifetime achievement award and Twice Winner of the 2012 Royal Worcester 'Five Golden Arses Award'
Daryl, I feel honoured that you have honoured me for honouring you...
I only gave you the extra half arse because I thought it said 'strapless' though
I have been cursed by this mild dyslexia all my file.