Jonbouy

Old55


"Pull my finger" is a game; not a threat.  

Yes but sometimes the stakes are so high it can seem like a threat.

  The stakes usually get that high after I have steaks.  Oops!  TMI, sorry.

65 degrees here in Rochester, NY !!!
We usually have 3 feet of snow by now.
God bless them CFC's - I knew all that hairspray in the 80's was for a good reason 

 
My next door neighbour started banging on the door in the early hours of this morning.

I tried to ignore her, but she just wouldn't stop. So eventually, I put a dressing gown on and went to see what was going on.

"What the feck do you want?" I shouted.

"Are you taking the bleedin' piss?" she replied.

"Listen missus, it's 2am and you're keeping me awake. What on earth do you want?"

"First of all" she said, "I want you to take my dressing gown off and then I want you to get the hell out of my house, otherwise I am calling the police."
 
 
 
 

@Straummy - Chor.....

Straummy - I have finished my choon that I was working on so it's onto some Strangling next.

SteveStrummerUK


 
My next door neighbour started banging on the door in the early hours of this morning.

I tried to ignore her, but she just wouldn't stop. So eventually, I put a dressing gown on and went to see what was going on.

"What the feck do you want?" I shouted.

"Are you taking the bleedin' piss?" she replied.

"Listen missus, it's 2am and you're keeping me awake. What on earth do you want?"

"First of all" she said, "I want you to take my dressing gown off and then I want you to get the hell out of my house, otherwise I am calling the police."
 
 
 
 

If I'd have written that it would have been a true story...
 
Well, almost.  I never put the dressing gown on...

whom else noticed?????

daryl1968


Straummy - I have finished my choon that I was working on so it's onto some Strangling next.

Dat soundz like gud noose. 

btw I posted this here, if anyone was wondering.

Who is currently the sorriest person on the forum?
 
Not that it matters.