Jonbouy

Old55


Sorriest or most apologetic?  There's a slight chance that it will be two different people. 

I had anticipated that.  After all the sorriest person is likely to be beside himself just now.

Sorriest and schizophrenic...   interesting. 

You are all cordially invited to a recycling party on Saturday @8pm....







Bring a bottle.

SteveStrummerUK


You are all cordially invited to a recycling party on Saturday @8pm....







Bring a bottle.

Will ewe have suitable containers for Green, Brown, and White bottles???

After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week, I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I'm really sorry about your wait."






In a rattled state, I replied, "You're not so fecking skinny yourself, actually."

bapu

daryl1968


I am not sorry to anyone except the current Mrsdaryl1968.

+1 from Tartypants

And why should Mrsdaryl1968 care if Mr. Tartypants is sorry, hmmmm?

I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunk and going back to my place.

She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
but as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.

"What the hell is that pathetic little thing?" she demanded. "How the hell do you think that you're going to satisfy me with that?"

"I'm sorry, Adele," I replied, "it's the biggest fridge I could afford."

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


You are all cordially invited to a recycling party on Saturday @8pm....







Bring a bottle.

Will ewe have suitable containers for Green, Brown, and White bottles???

I guess we'll also be recycling stout and lager. 

SteveStrummerUK


I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunk and going back to my place.

She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
but as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.

"What the hell is that pathetic little thing?" she demanded. "How the hell do you think that you're going to satisfy me with that?"

"I'm sorry, Adele," I replied, "it's the biggest fridge I could afford."

 
in case nobody knows what she looks like

man, did I have a great laugh-dance last night

Adele is just big-boned