Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Justin Bieber is playing live at the Birmingham NEC and I've got the best seat in the house
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Right here, in my living room.
 
 
 
 
 

I'm very disappointed in the new transformer I just bought for my Christmas lights...










So far it hasn't shown any sign of turning into a truck or a robot.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

hes on a roll folks...

or is that a crumpet??


or a biscuit??

MM100 - is it today????

daryl1968


MM100 - is it today????

I hope so, I should be somewhere else this time tomorrow.

musicman100


hes on a roll folks...

or is that a crumpet??


or a biscuit??

I hope it's a Buttery, they're nice.

SteveStrummerUK


Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my uncle, who was a bank robber...




He died recently, surrounded by his family.

That was a chortler. 

musicman100


hes on a roll folks...

or is that a crumpet??


or a biscuit??

 
Yes, he is. 
 
Let's hope he's not "Here today, scone tomorrow." 

daryl1968


MM100 - is it today????

Yeah Bill, is it today?

It was tomorrow.