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2012/12/11 20:49:28

jm24

But spontaniously Imbued

2012/12/11 22:40:56

Old55

daryl1968

changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

It sounds great. Now take out the trash.

2012/12/11 23:39:15

jm24

musicman100

I love taxidermy. Did you mount the reindeer? Most excellent color!

2012/12/11 23:43:40

Old55

bapu

Here's my pennes

Penne in the arse!

2012/12/12 07:39:33

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968

changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

It sounds great. Now take out the trash.

LOL

sadly true - no resting on laurels here

2012/12/12 07:43:16

SteveStrummerUK

Marnin' Daryk.

12/12/12 - even them thar American's can't get that wrong

2012/12/12 08:01:38

daryl1968

SteveStrummerUK

Marnin' Daryk.

12/12/12 - even them thar American's can't get that wrong

:)

I know - the 12/21/12 thing really annoys me.
I keep telling any septic who'll listen - if the date signifies the end of the world, the world will only end in the USA.

2012/12/12 09:23:00

Old55

Happy 12/12/12 guys. It's the anniversary of my first day at work--I started on 12/12/77. How time flies! I also know 4 or 5 people who have their birthday on 12/12. It's a lucky day, I guess. Maybe I should get a lotto ticket.

I did I get the date right, Steve?

2012/12/12 10:23:57

Ham N Egz

A risque joke ensues

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!

The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.

2012/12/12 11:24:14

bapu

musicman100

A risque joke ensues

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!

The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.

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