> A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the
> mall was packed.
>
> As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and
> see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they
> had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her
> mobile phone to ask him where he was.
>
> In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry
> store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
> diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
> get it for you one day?"
>
> The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that
> jewelry store."
>
> He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
>