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2012/12/21 15:12:25
jamesg1213
I prefer an older tittle.
2012/12/21 15:12:45
jbow

MERIDA, Mexico (AP/ABC7) - Doomsday hour is here, at least in much of the world, and so still are we. According to legend, the ancient Mayans' long-count calendar ends at midnight Thursday, ushering in the end of the world.

Didn't happen.
In Merida, the celebration of the cosmic dawn opened inauspiciously, with a fumbling of the sacred fire meant to honor the calendar's conclusion.
Gabriel Lemus, the white-haired guardian of the flame, burned his finger on the kindling and later had to scoop up a burning log that fell from the ceremonial brazier onto the stage.
Still, Lemus was convinced that it was a good start, as he was joined by about 1,000 other shamans, seers, stargazers, crystal enthusiasts, yogis, sufis and swamis.
"It is a cosmic dawn," Lemus declared. "We will recover the ability to communicate telepathically and levitate objects ... like our ancestors did."


"The galactic bridge has been established," intoned spiritual leader Alberto Arribalzaga. "At this moment, spirals of light are entering the center of your head ... generating powerful vortexes that cover the planet."

Visitors could also learn the art of "healing drumming" with a Mexican Otomi Indian master, Dabadi Thaayroyadi, who said his slender hand-held drums are made with prayers embedded inside. The drums emit "an intelligent energy" that can heal emotional, physical and social ailments, he said.

A Mexican Indian seer who calls himself Ac Tah, and who has traveled around Mexico erecting small pyramids he calls "neurological circuits," said he holds high hopes for Friday.
"We are preparing ourselves to receive a huge magnetic field straight from the center of the galaxy," he said.


Read more: [link=http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/12/mayan-calendar-in-mexico-new-agers-hope-dec-21-brings-new-era--83333.html#ixzz2FieHejGo]http://www.wjla.com/artic...333.html#ixzz2FieHejGo[/link]

Same nuts... different package. They can take their "unity" and stick it where the "Cosmic energy" don't shine... I ain't one of them and don't intend to become one so I guess they are going to have to go to "plan B" if they have one. How can you have unity with people like me around?? heh..

J

2012/12/21 15:14:12
SteveStrummerUK

Can anybody join in, or is this a private fred?
2012/12/21 15:14:34
jbow
Guys....... The problem with the tittle change is no one keeps it up. They just reply to older posts with older tittles in them and cannae be arsed to fix it up proper.

 
I thought it was about Count Fred...??
 
 
2012/12/21 15:15:40
SteveStrummerUK

So.... Derek Branning has been having sex with someone that he shouldn't have....


....and then goes to light up a cigar.









Will the BBC ever learn?

2012/12/21 15:18:01
SteveStrummerUK

Pfft...




The Mayans predicted that everyone will die, and we all have a larf about it.






But when I do it, I get kicked out of the cancer ward.

2012/12/21 15:20:14
SteveStrummerUK

End of the world update from Birmingham:

Plagues of disheveled, pale-skinned, incoherent degenerates are roaming the streets. Hygiene is a problem and people have taken to living in squalid conditions.






But if I see anything unusual, I'll let you know.
2012/12/21 15:25:36
SteveStrummerUK
Pfft2....
 
Thousands of years ago, the Mayan calendar predicted that the world will end on Friday 21/12/12, yet, Parcel-force can't even tell me if it is morning or afternoon for the delivery of my Susan Boyle blow-up sex doll.
 
 
2012/12/21 15:26:52
jbow
Maybe it was the asstech indians and not the Mayans... I think it is noteworthy that the beginning of the "age of aquarius" was marked by a complete sellout of all AR-15 rifles from the manufacturers all the way down to the retailers. My daughter and sil own a sporting good store and he told me that there are NO AR parts or rifles anywhere that he can even order... none available.

Of course I am sure there are some available from private owners for 3x the regular price, in other words... new age/same old world. It makes me happy!!!

J
2012/12/21 15:27:09
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


Pfft2....
 
Thousands of years ago, the Mayan calendar predicted that the world will end on Friday 21/12/12, yet, Parcel-force can't even tell me if it is morning or afternoon for the delivery of my Susan Boyle blow-up sex doll.
 
 

fnar fnar


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