Good evening gentlemen.

Just watching 'The Worst Christmas of My Life'

''You can't just go rubbing brandy butter into the vicar's genitals..''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcIni4h7FC4

Love it.

 
"Ooh, what have we here?" giggled the girlfriend unwrapping her present. "An Ann Summers goody bag for our sex sessions!"

"Yes love, I thought it'd sort our bedroom problems out."

"Can we have a go right now?" she winked. "What's in there? A vibrator, dildo, Japanese love beads?"

"Feck all love" I said, "Now come upstairs and stick it on your head."

 
Phew, I am so glad that Mrs Thatcher got through her operation OK.
 
 
Trying to let off fireworks in this weather is an absolute nightmare.
 
 

jamesg1213


Good evening gentlemen.

Just watching 'The Worst Christmas of My Life'

''You can't just go rubbing brandy butter into the vicar's genitals..''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcIni4h7FC4

Love it.

Brilliant but i always feel knackered after watching it - you live every moment

Ever so slowly, we're creeping up on 15051.  

Long live the post Mayan FSF.  

Old55


Ever so slowly, we're creeping up on 15051.  

Long live the post Mayan FSF.  

indubitably

Morning Fred-ites.

Mike

Sorta hit a slight stall have we?









Well we're never gonna hit 1000 pages at this rate.


Mike

But it might help If I keep posting nonsense no?

Mike

I'm all for posting nonsense Mike!