Hey kidz,

Doan ferget to take time out of your buzy schedule to listen to THIS

Or mebee eben dis jaun

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

my house!  duh!

just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)

daryl1968


just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)

I just assumed you would avoid texts, VM and email cuz I'm a tartypantswanker.

bapu

daryl1968


just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)

I just assumed you would avoid texts, VM and email cuz I'm a tartypantswanker.

I've missed you. 
I would imagine it must be similar to having a leg amputated and still feeling it itch

I'll be back in full metal jacket nag mode starting tomorrow mate.

 
'Please choose your ring tone'
 
 
 
 
 
.... I was told as I walked into the anal bleaching clinic.
 
 

 
I was chatting to this woman online earlier and she said, "So tell me Straummy, do you have a nickname?"
 
"Tripod" 'I replied.
 
"Oooh, why do they call you that, got an enormous penis have you?" she asked.
 
"No" I said, "I smell like tripe"...
 
 
 
 
.... "and I'm a bit odd."
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was chatting to this woman online earlier and she said, "So tell me Straummy, do you have a nickname?"
 
"Tripod" 'I replied.
 
"Oooh, why do they call you that, got an enormous penis have you?" she asked.
 
"No" I said, "I smell like tripe"...
 
 
 
 
.... "and I'm a bit odd."
 
 

Now, that deserves a proper CHORTLE.