Waiting at the lights, I was hit up the arse by a hot blonde with big tits.
"Jesus, love" I said, "Do your brakes not work?"
"I'm so sorry" she replied, "I'm not insured either. I'm so stupid. I forgot to do it.
"I was just about to start ranting when she stroked my chest, licked her lips and said, "But I can make it all better, babe. I'm very talented."
"Just this once then," I sighed, "But if you weren't a body shop mechanic you'd be in serious trouble."