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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.1559)
2013/01/10 16:31:37
Old55
That's all I want to say to you. 

I have to wait until I get home to open the lynx. 
2013/01/10 16:32:50
Ham N Egz
bapu


musicman100


what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

A silly experiment with Action Strings & Mars and Venus Choirs


let me guess which is the male choir ...
2013/01/10 16:34:40
bapu
bapu


musicman100


what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

A silly experiment with Action Strings & Mars and Venus Choirs

The Mars & Venus Choirs (by Soundiron) have expression builders. Although not all human speech sounds are available, it was fun to try and find something that was close but yet "interestingly different"
2013/01/10 16:54:15
craigb
This page needs some Vitamin Arse.
2013/01/10 16:55:11
bapu
A a vegemite sammich
2013/01/10 17:20:51
Ham N Egz
craigb


This page needs some Vitamin Arse.


2013/01/10 17:21:34
Old55
SteveStrummerUK


When I heard that Andrew Marr had suffered a stroke, I asked a friend if that was one of those strokes that turned you into an annoying little black dwarf...


He said, no, you're thinking of different strokes.


  Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
2013/01/10 19:04:55
SteveStrummerUK
 
I recently went to view a house on a Native American reservation.
 
"I like it" I said to the estate agent, "Does it come with running water?"
 
"Feck off" he said, "Get your own wife."
 
2013/01/10 19:06:52
SteveStrummerUK
 
And later on,  I went to an Usher concert.
 
 
Very disappointing.....
 
 
Not once did he show anyone to their assigned seats.
2013/01/10 19:31:02
craigb
bapu


SteveStrummerUK


I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had...




He started counting, but fell asleep.

CHORTLE!!!!!!

+MoreChortle.
 
Can't wait to use this tomorrow when my Welsh buddy will be at a dart tournament I'm going to.
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