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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.1574)
2013/01/14 16:29:37
Mesh
musicman100


bapu


musicman100





I'd say you had about enough.

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit
 
the more you eat
 
the more............

you sound like a tuba?
2013/01/14 16:34:48
Ham N Egz
Mesh


musicman100


bapu


musicman100





I'd say you had about enough.

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit

the more you eat

the more............

you sound like a tuba?


Are you implying tubas sound FLATulence???
2013/01/14 16:36:50
Jonbouy
chefmike8888


SteveStrummerUK



As I jumped on the scales this morning, I thought to myself, "Yep, this goldfish is definitely dead."

ok that one made me chuckle a little.


For some reason jumping on fish just hit my funny bone today.


Mike
 
Fish jumpers of the world unite.
I'm sure there are more of us than anyone could imagine, unless I'm imagining that.
 
Still if there is a plaice for humour Straummy will fillet.
2013/01/14 17:02:36
bapu
Jonbouy


chefmike8888


SteveStrummerUK



As I jumped on the scales this morning, I thought to myself, "Yep, this goldfish is definitely dead."

ok that one made me chuckle a little.


For some reason jumping on fish just hit my funny bone today.


Mike
 
Fish jumpers of the world unite.
I'm sure there are more of us than anyone could imagine, unless I'm imagining that.
 
Still if there is a plaice for humour Straummy will fillet.

I haddock sense of that. As a bass player I try not to build a barracuda against open thought. 
2013/01/14 17:47:41
SteveStrummerUK
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for life.
 
Confucius 492BC


 
Gather together an army of octopusses, train them to use nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.
 
Strumfucius 2013AD
2013/01/14 17:48:50
SteveStrummerUK

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me...




Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

2013/01/14 18:12:30
Old55
SteveStrummerUK


Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me...




Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.


If the injuries were more serious we'd have to get you to a sturgeon. 
2013/01/14 20:06:56
craigb
Wow...  I can't believe what I just did!  It's unmentionable.
2013/01/14 20:22:03
Old55
Don't mention it.  
2013/01/14 20:29:50
djwayne
SteveStrummerUK


Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for life.
 
Confucius 492BC 


 
 
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day !!

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