Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

2013/01/18 17:24:23

daryl1968

2013/01/18 17:25:32

jamesg1213

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968

I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'.

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...

''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

bugger

Careful, baby koala bears may be reading this.

I like baby koala bears

2013/01/18 17:26:41

jamesg1213

Too quick for me mate, my Dopey Flash wossname crashed.

2013/01/18 17:27:57

daryl1968

look at 'em both with their sticky up ears and lickle black noses

2013/01/18 17:29:38

drewfx1

That branch that they're on looks a little bit phallic to me.

2013/01/18 17:31:05

jamesg1213

drewfx1

That branch that they're on looks a little bit phallic to me.

Then I shall have it chainsawed immediately, and have them both flogged.

Is that what you want?

'Cos that's what'll 'appen!!!

2013/01/18 17:35:07

drewfx1

Flogging koalas offends me.

2013/01/18 17:39:14

bapu

offend

or

off end?

2013/01/18 17:40:25

jamesg1213

bapu

offend

or

off end?

Steady man, steady...you'll cause a hullaballoo.

2013/01/18 17:40:30

Ham N Egz

HERE have a Laff on me

GROAN GROAN GROAN GROAN

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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