craigb


What do you call an Italian with no hands?

A mute.

'ad a friend like that once. When I suggested to th' crowd he could tella story without sayin' a word, 'e gave me a look that spoke volumes. Words I can't repeat 'ere!
 
Lest to say 'e aint my friend nomore.

Good Morning...

All cccold here...4F and north to northwest winds at 20-30 mph ....

Whassappiningere?

Old55

bapu

Old55


Is that Freddie and the Dreamers--or Freddie and the Kruegers?  

Sea wot eye dun dare?

Uh, no.  Sorry.  

Fender.


Get it?


Freddy Fender

WHAT'S A FREDDY?
AM I Doing it correctly?


Mike?

So, I pulls in to the garage gas station this morning for to get some diesel. On returning to me van, the battery is flat.

Aha, I thinks, garage has a workshop, workshop will have jump leads. I knocks on the door.

'Can I borrow a set of jumps leads please, got a flat battery'

'Sorry mate, we're not allowed to lend out tools'

The sad thing is, I actually wasn't that surprised.

I am not going to post in this FRED UNLESS it is 64 bit...



not that it matters......


hehehehehe

WTH is going on?

I Am (and have been) subscribed to this fred but all of a sudden I no longer get email notifications, FOR THIS ONE FRED.

Has this FRED finally broken the internestles? Or, did it just break wind.

It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

daryl1968


It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

I could be persuaded my pri-mate.