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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.161)
2012/05/29 11:35:08
bapu
LMFAO
2012/05/29 11:35:47
Old55
musicman100


I think we Am slipping into UN-funny here....

somebody dew summin quick......


tell a duck joke   with kitties in it ...

but no monkees...

Two kitties walk into Bapu's bar and see that it's filled with ducks.  So, one kitty asks Bapu if he running a quack house. 
2012/05/29 11:35:53
Ham N Egz
Woman goes to the doctor and complains her husbands libido has waned.
 
THe doctor hands her a pill and tells to give him the pill and it will revive his drive
 
. She responds he wont knowingly  take this pill . The doctor then tells her to slip it in his coffee cup first thing in the morning  and it will do the trick.
 
A week later she returns to the doctors office and he asks her how did things go.
 
She replies "terrible!! I did as you suggested and slipped the pill in his morning coffee while he wasn't looking. 10 minutes later he stands up, pushes all the dishes and food aside off the table, throws me down on the table, rips my clothes off and proceeds to make passionate love to me. It was like we were first married"
 
The doctor is confused, and responds "what was so terrible? The pill worked and you had passion again?"
 
The wife replies, "oh yes it worked, but we  were kicked out and can never go back in Cracker Barrel again"
 
 
 
 
for our non us friends.. Cracker Barrel is a restaurant chain.
2012/05/29 11:40:50
daryl1968
Old55


musicman100


I think we Am slipping into UN-funny here....

somebody dew summin quick......


tell a duck joke   with kitties in it ...

but no monkees...

Two kitties walk into Bapu's bar and see that it's filled with ducks.  So, one kitty asks Bapu if he running a quack house. 


I like kittens
2012/05/29 12:18:38
bapu
bapu


Title change

Sheeesh!!!!
2012/05/29 12:21:09
Mesh
bapu


bapu


Title change

Sheeesh!!!!

I know!!
That is sooo page 53!! (or summin like dat)
2012/05/29 12:50:09
UbiquitousBubba
Usually, when things are all about me, I've done something wrong.  It's sometimes in the form of a "We Need to Talk" lecture.  Occasionally, it's a "What Have You Done?"  A "You've Got Some Explaining To Do" is often somewhat unpleasant.  Sometimes, it takes the form of a "Step Out Of The Car, Sir."

That being said, a surprising number of things are, in fact, all about me...
2012/05/29 13:06:14
Ham N Egz
someone mentioned page change???


2012/05/29 14:28:18
Ham N Egz
ONE HOUR HAS ELAPSED...

and knot a signle gnu post ,, has dis fred flailed ???
2012/05/29 14:53:05
bapu
Let's all thank Jules for my new Avatar!!!!

Yay Jules.
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