Cutting it a bit fine weren't you mate
 
 
Or are you in a different time zone oop there by the north pole.
 
 

You know me mate, life on the razor's edge, ducking and diving, bobbing and weaving...

Bon temps.

:-)

jamesg1213


You know me mate, life on the razor's edge, ducking and diving, bobbing and weaving...

Bon temps.

:-)

 

 
 
Den besten Grüßen
 
;-)
 
 

Now I have to learn French to communicate in this fred?

its all Greek to me ....© Ca$h Dawg Productions LLC

bapu


Now I have to learn French to communicate in this fred?

 
Kein Ed. Es besteht keine Notwendigkeit für Sie, um Französisch zu lernen!
 
 

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An elderly British gentleman of 92 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained:

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any feckin' Frenchmen to show it to."

 
 I've proudly got a St George's flag flying at the bottom of my garden. It's a flag I borrowed off my neighbour, a former French soldier.
 
 
All I had to do was paint the cross on it.

Le chortlet!  

SteveStrummerUK
  
An elderly British gentleman of 92 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained:

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any feckin' Frenchmen to show it to."

The French were Toast?

bapu

SteveStrummerUK
 
An elderly British gentleman of 92 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained:

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any feckin' Frenchmen to show it to."

The French were Toast?

Skoal?