Wasn't there once a guy who told some pretty awful good jokes here once?

I was in the pub when a kinky old flame rang me for sex.

"And don't forget to bring a whip round" she teased.

So far I've collected £2.63.

 
I was lost in London, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall?"
 
 
 
 
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was lost in London,  New York, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall Carnigie Hall ?"   
  
 
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
 
 

THE ORIGINAL.....

Daryl likes monkeys--he told me so. 

And now, for something completely different,

it's...

Drooper! Take out the trash!

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was lost in London,  New York, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall Carnigie Hall ?"   
  
 
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
 
 

THE ORIGINAL.....

 
Err......... excuse me George. Please do your research before giving me the 'Pfft' smiley.
 
 
Carnegie Hall - opened 1891
 
Royal Albert Hall - opened 1871
 
 
Bapsi told me he first heard my version of the joke in 1877.
 
So yah boo, sucks to you... etc.
 
 
Please apologise forthwith.
 
:-)
 
Good times
 
:-)
 
Best regards
 
Straummy
 
 
;-)