I remember hearing that one in 3623 BC outside Carnegie Cave. Well, It wasn't a proper cave, you understand. There was a pile of rocks and a few sticks. It was nearly impossible to find. No matter how hard you tried, or how long you searched, you just couldn't find it. The only way to get there was to ask the one-eyed guy with the bad limp and the thing on his arm that looked like another foot was going to force it's way out. Back then, it was all about who you knew...