jamesg1213

SteveStrummerUK

50,000 years of unfunnyness.

You've watched ITV?

Only by accident.
 
Then I had to spend 5.893672546538 hours scrubbing my eyes clean with Vim and a scouring pad.....
 
 
 
So...................... dirty.............. So ................................................. unclean...................
 
 
 

Arse biscuits.

My new girlfriend, on seeing my 'ampton for the first time said, "It's just like a Findus Lasagne!"

"You mean I'm hung like a horse?" I smiled.

"No" she replied, "It's covered in cheese."

SteveStrummerUK


My new girlfriend, on seeing my 'ampton for the first time said, "It's just like a Findus Lasagne!"

"You mean I'm hung like a horse?" I smiled.

"No" she replied, "It's covered in cheese."

ewww gross...

bapu


Congrats to craigb on the 17Kth post in this steaming pyle of fred.

I'd like to thank the Academy...

Hey Bill check your other post 

Dinner Invite!!!!


Speaking of, I just got back and I have a BIG bag of leftovers I brought home.
 
  YYEEEESSSSS!!!!

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

Old55

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

ROCKY, ROCKY II, ROCKY III, ROCKY IV, ROCKY V, ROCKY BALBOA, and the ROCKY 7 Trailer.  In that order; or else!!  There will be hell to pay.

Strummy just made me gag.
 
I must say it's better than the last one he made, this one completely covers my mouth.

Old55

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

He's got this large inflatible bass and, well, it's better not going any further...