if we're talking about the Doors, I can mention Knobs too.
I don't mean Jim Morrison either because he played Val Kilmer in the story of Val's life or something like that - he wasn't very nice to Meg Ryan IIRC

daryl1968


if we're talking about the Doors, I can mention Knobs too.
I don't mean Jim Morrison either because he played Val Kilmer in the story of Val's life or something like that - he wasn't very nice to Meg Ryan IIRC

Mentioning Meg Ryan and Knobs in the same post is........


What's the word?

bapu

daryl1968


if we're talking about the Doors, I can mention Knobs too.
I don't mean Jim Morrison either because he played Val Kilmer in the story of Val's life or something like that - he wasn't very nice to Meg Ryan IIRC

Mentioning Meg Ryan and Knobs in the same post is........


What's the line?

I'll have what she's having?

 
I got very emotional when I picked my car up from the garage earlier today...
 
 
 
 
 
.... it was a lovely service.
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I got very emotional when I picked my car up from the garage earlier today...
 
 
 
 
 
.... it was a lovely service.
 
 
 

you see, the septics wouldn't get that - what we call a garage is the shop

I have to pitch an idea to a group of top investors tomorrow.

It could be make or break for me.

We're holding the meeting in an old plane at 20,000 feet....



So, no pressure there then.

 
I've had to leave my girlfriend because of her obsession with Sean Connery....
 
 
It's a shame really...
 
 
 
 
There was a bond between us

Happy Birthday mate.

bapu


Happy Birthday mate.

we'll have none of that around here - there's another thread for that

Halfway through my shift at the chemist, a guy came in to pick up his naked wife's photos he'd had developed.

Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them to him, "Would you like the negatives?" I asked.

"Yes please," he said sheepishly.

I said, "Your missus has got saggy tits and a fat arse."