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2013/02/20 17:16:31
jbow
Someone wake up BAPU!!! We have an emergency, need humor fast... plus, becan for dinner, wif eggs 'O course.
2013/02/20 17:17:40
bapu
Bapu Am just waking up.

Still tired.

No funny yet.

2013/02/20 17:31:45
jbow
OK... I think I know a good place to start... to help fix the bugs in Cakewalk. First order of business... CHANGE THE NAME... change it ( egg drum roll please) to.... CAKERUN!!! That would be a huge step in the right direction... and so simple... CAKERUN!! Plus... Sonar XXX, that would attract more customers right there. Make Sonar XXX Producer so that you have to be age 18+ to buy it... that would attract more customers too... explainations, answers to why... pfffft, ignore them. Just get the money and build a bigger, better, mo phat, DAW. Make it 65bit... 64bit is so yesterday.

Maybe CAKERUN could write a whole new OS. Who needs Windows or iOS? They both use i5 and i7 chips.... just make a barebones OS, just for running the DAW. Dang right... and put it on sale... buy one, get one free (plus shipping and handling), throw in some ginsu antlers and a Sonar XXX snuggie. Big Time!!! Keep rolling the money back into the DAW... CAKERUN will RULE THE WORLD!!!! BWA HA HAAAA.. (oh, and throw in a brains PC module for Bub)

OK, I will take my meds now and go finish the laundry... but... someone, anyone... DO SOMETHING!!! We need some more jokes I think... British humor works for me. Heck, almost any humor amuses me... and I need to be amused. I have a headache and my BP is up.

BRB...
2013/02/20 17:42:05
SongCraft
jbow


OK... I think I know a good place to start... to help fix the bugs in Cakewalk. First order of business... CHANGE THE NAME... change it ( egg drum roll please) to.... CAKERUN!!! That would be a huge step in the right direction... and so simple... CAKERUN!! Plus... Sonar XXX, that would attract more customers right there. Make Sonar XXX Producer so that you have to be age 18+ to buy it... that would attract more customers too... explainations, answers to why... pfffft, ignore them. Just get the money and build a bigger, better, mo phat, DAW. Make it 65bit... 64bit is so yesterday.

Maybe CAKERUN could write a whole new OS. Who needs Windows or iOS? They both use i5 and i7 chips.... just make a barebones OS, just for running the DAW. Dang right... and put it on sale... buy one, get one free (plus shipping and handling), throw in some ginsu antlers and a Sonar XXX snuggie. Big Time!!! Keep rolling the money back into the DAW... CAKERUN will RULE THE WORLD!!!! BWA HA HAAAA.. (oh, and throw in a brains PC module for Bub)

OK, I will take my meds now and go finish the laundry... but... someone, anyone... DO SOMETHING!!! We need some more jokes I think... British humor works for me. Heck, almost any humor amuses me... and I need to be amused. I have a headache and my BP is up.

BRB...





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2013/02/20 17:47:41
jbow
Can you put a name to this face? No cheating... One o the most infuential men of the modern era, in his own way... him and his "child".
 

2013/02/20 17:49:23
bapu
jbow


OK... I think I know a good place to start... to help fix the bugs in Cakewalk. First order of business... CHANGE THE NAME... change it ( egg drum roll please) to.... CAKERUN!!! That would be a huge step in the right direction... and so simple... CAKERUN!! Plus... Sonar XXX, that would attract more customers right there. Make Sonar XXX Producer so that you have to be age 18+ to buy it... that would attract more customers too... explainations, answers to why... pfffft, ignore them. Just get the money and build a bigger, better, mo phat, DAW. Make it 65bit... 64bit is so yesterday.

Maybe CAKERUN could write a whole new OS. Who needs Windows or iOS? They both use i5 and i7 chips.... just make a barebones OS, just for running the DAW. Dang right... and put it on sale... buy one, get one free (plus shipping and handling), throw in some ginsu antlers and a Sonar XXX snuggie. Big Time!!! Keep rolling the money back into the DAW... CAKERUN will RULE THE WORLD!!!! BWA HA HAAAA.. (oh, and throw in a brains PC module for Bub)

OK, I will take my meds now and go finish the laundry... but... someone, anyone... DO SOMETHING!!! We need some more jokes I think... British humor works for me. Heck, almost any humor amuses me... and I need to be amused. I have a headache and my BP is up.

BRB...



I hope that's not the Bakers' office....
2013/02/20 17:51:26
jbow
Would you like another POT of coffee?

 
I think actually I WILL make some 'ot tea... I have some lovely PG tips... water cooker ON baby!!! Thanks for the idee... oh... the laundry...
 
J
2013/02/20 17:53:47
jbow
bapu


jbow


OK... I think I know a good place to start... to help fix the bugs in Cakewalk. First order of business... CHANGE THE NAME... change it ( egg drum roll please) to.... CAKERUN!!! That would be a huge step in the right direction... and so simple... CAKERUN!! Plus... Sonar XXX, that would attract more customers right there. Make Sonar XXX Producer so that you have to be age 18+ to buy it... that would attract more customers too... explainations, answers to why... pfffft, ignore them. Just get the money and build a bigger, better, mo phat, DAW. Make it 65bit... 64bit is so yesterday.

Maybe CAKERUN could write a whole new OS. Who needs Windows or iOS? They both use i5 and i7 chips.... just make a barebones OS, just for running the DAW. Dang right... and put it on sale... buy one, get one free (plus shipping and handling), throw in some ginsu antlers and a Sonar XXX snuggie. Big Time!!! Keep rolling the money back into the DAW... CAKERUN will RULE THE WORLD!!!! BWA HA HAAAA.. (oh, and throw in a brains PC module for Bub)

OK, I will take my meds now and go finish the laundry... but... someone, anyone... DO SOMETHING!!! We need some more jokes I think... British humor works for me. Heck, almost any humor amuses me... and I need to be amused. I have a headache and my BP is up.

BRB...


I hope that's not the Bakers' office....
 
Bapu, I have grown accoustomed to it. I have a one of a kind sense of humor.... obviously.


2013/02/20 18:02:55
SongCraft
jbow



Would you like another POT of coffee?

 
I think actually I WILL make some 'ot tea... I have some lovely PG tips... water cooker ON baby!!! Thanks for the idee... oh... the laundry...
 
J
Coincidently, just yesterday I ordered a large pack of PG Tips.  Can't wait for it to arrive.  It's a wicked brew!





2013/02/20 18:38:27
jbow
jbow


Can you put a name to this face? No cheating... One o the most infuential men of the modern era, in his own way... him and his "child".
 

 
OK... hint: he was not a musician, as far as I know, but he did make music look much better.


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