I dunno, but they both can be the biggest losers?

Don't take the bait!
 

craigb


Don't take the bait!
 

I know that there are no mouses livin' here.
I just walked through the house and didn't see one single mouse door.


Does that mean I have exterminating tendencies or some kind of special powers?


Or is it just my head and chest cold combined with a slight fever and copious amounts of Dayquil/Nightquil?


Mike

I bumped into my old mate PistolPete earlier today.

He was digging a hole.

"Hey Pete" I said, "Why are you doing that?"

"Well Fred" he replied (he can never remember my name), "I am digging this here hole for to bury my dead cat in."

"Interesting my pathetic pal" I said, "But what are these other five holes you've dug for?"

"Well, I dug those to bury my dead cat in" he explained, "But none of them were deep enough."

SteveStrummerUK


I bumped into my old mate PistolPete earlier today.

He was digging a hole.

"Hey Pete" I said, "Why are you doing that?"

"Well Fred" he replied (he can never remember my name), "I am digging this here hole for to bury my dead cat in."

"Interesting my pathetic pal" I said, "But what are these other five holes you've dug for?"

"Well, I dug those to bury my dead cat in" he explained, "But none of them were deep enough."

Sssscccchhhhooorrrrrttttllllleeeeee!!!!!

I was going to recommend that those two bury the hatchet, but that might cause Pete some head trama and Steve some legal issues...

SteveStrummerUK


I bumped into my old mate PistolPete earlier today.

He was digging a hole.

"Hey Pete" I said, "Why are you doing that?"

"Well Fred" he replied (he can never remember my name), "I am digging this here hole for to bury my dead cat in."

"Interesting my pathetic pal" I said, "But what are these other five holes you've dug for?"

"Well, I dug those to bury my dead cat in" he explained, "But none of them were deep enough."

I don't understand...
He could have just put all 5 holes together.


Then again that would only make a wide hole, not a deep one.


Ok, I get it now. 
See how I talked my way through that?
Problem solved.


Mike? 

Mesh

Starise


 I don't know but you guys are keeping it rolling along nicely without him so far. If you're looking for someone to insult you I can sit in for Daryl, but I can't promise to do as well.

 
Oh oh.....
Daryl insults?
 
(my brother from another mother........apparently, now with an attitude!!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  

Oh no.  I'm just trying inject some monkey bollocks on Daryl's behalf.  Wait, that didn't come out right.

Daryl has monkey bollocks?  Personal problem, souvenir or dinner?

All of the above?