They're predicting tornados today where I am.  (Yes, I think it may be personal.)  I expect to see some flying monkeys soon. 

On an unrelated note, that reminds me of a time when I was around 5 or 6.  I had just watched the Wizard of Oz the night before.  I was with my family in a grocery store when I saw a couple of nuns walking by.  "Look!" I screamed.  (I wanted to make sure Everyone heard.)  "Look at the Witches!"  (In my defense, the black habits bore a certain resemblance.)

They turned me into a newt.

UbiquitousBubba
They turned me into a newt.

No politics Bubba. No politics. Or UB band.

I got better.

UbiquitousBubba


They're predicting tornados today where I am.  (Yes, I think it may be personal.)  I expect to see some flying monkeys soon. 

On an unrelated note, that reminds me of a time when I was around 5 or 6.  I had just watched the Wizard of Oz the night before.  I was with my family in a grocery store when I saw a couple of nuns walking by.  "Look!" I screamed.  (I wanted to make sure Everyone heard.)  "Look at the Witches!"  (In my defense, the black habits bore a certain resemblance.)

They turned me into a newt.

Were they really short?  If so, they might have been penguins...

No, they weren't short.  They weren't huge either, so I can probably rule out killer whales.

Of course, by the time I got home, I wished they had been killer whales.  I don't know why I ever spoke as a child.  Nothing good ever came of it.  I was swatted so hard I traveled in time to the following week.  Imagine my disappointment when I found that my future self was still getting whacked for violating the laws of physics.  Well, in addition to pointing out members of a local coven, that is.

 UB I didn't know you were a newt...

After all the budget cuts they can't afford any good witches around here anymore.

Instead of casting spells and cursing people they just sit around cursing at reality TV shows.

And god forbid you ever get stuck behind one of them on their brooms in traffic...

Was it something I said?

Linear Phase


Was it something I said?

Not sure about you, but no one has ever heard what I say while I'm typing here.  YMMV.

Good morning FSF!!

I just want to say, this page is suffering a 2 day constipated back-log.

Me thinks we knead to keep it moving.....