The thing about the FSF is that it doesn't stay dead. No sooner do the mourners start whinging on about the perceived dearth of monkeys, the lack of unfunniness, or how it's all gone downhill since page 11, than the blasted thing starts twitching again. ("I ain'tn't dead yet!")
I tried leaving a gnu to watch it for a while, but he got bored and started posting monkey pics. Granted, he was one of my old gnus. Can't really teach him anything, you know.
He says the same about me, too.