I wonder if this guy would have noticed or understood what the aroma might indicate. I'm thinking that it's possible that this guy might not have been the sharpest lightbulb in the tool box.
Option 1: Call police and report a break in
Option 2: Call Department of Defense and report an alien invasion
Option 3: Call BBC, ask for Dr. Who and report a possible time rift
Option 4: Call Oprah