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2013/06/11 23:21:41
Old55
bapu
Is this FRED still a H00000T!!!????




I see what you're doing--you want us to post a bunch of clever owl pictures, don't you?  Not that it's a bad thing.  
 
BTW:  Are wallabies kangaroo wannabes?  
2013/06/12 04:14:27
craigb
daryl1968
I like kangaroos




See??!  I knew it!
 
(No need to ask about Koalas, that's too easy - everyone loves those little guys.)
2013/06/12 09:48:49
Old55
Good day, Kids.  
 
I like koalas too.  They're so furry and cute.  Lazy though--they sleep all day and all they do is eat eucalyptus leaves.  Don't park your car under eucalyptus trees!  If the koalas don't get you, the tree bark and its sap will.  
2013/06/12 09:48:53
UbiquitousBubba
I was mugged by koalas once.  It was embarassing.  I was minding my own business in my cage.   A few kids would try to jab me with a stick as they went by, but their parents would push them away from the bars pretty quickly.  Usually the mothers would cry out, "It's Hideous!", or "Gross!".  The fathers woulld warn their kids that they could end up looking like me if they didn't watch out. 
 
Anyway, a gang of koalas paid off a guard to get into my cage.  A crowd gathered to watch them.  The little monsters beat me senseless.  Fortunately, that didn't take long.  They stole my becan, painted unicorns on my face, and stuffed me in a tire swing.  That's right, they stole my becan.
 
Stupid Koalas.
2013/06/12 09:54:24
Old55
UbiquitousBubba
I was mugged by koalas once.  It was embarassing.  I was minding my own business in my cage.   A few kids would try to jab me with a stick as they went by, but their parents would push them away from the bars pretty quickly.  Usually the mothers would cry out, "It's Hideous!", or "Gross!".  The fathers woulld warn their kids that they could end up looking like me if they didn't watch out. 
 
Anyway, a gang of koalas paid off a guard to get into my cage.  A crowd gathered to watch them.  The little monsters beat me senseless.  Fortunately, that didn't take long.  They stole my becan, painted unicorns on my face, and stuffed me in a tire swing.  That's right, they stole my becan.
 
Stupid Koalas.




Sorry to hear that, Bubba.  I'm surprised that they'd bother with you and the becan.  They're herbivores and you're not Herb.  They must have been high on eucalyptus leaves.  They probably sold the becan to to Beagle to support their habit.  
2013/06/12 10:07:39
daryl1968
Old55
Good day, Kids.  
 
I like koalas too.  They're so furry and cute.  Lazy though--they sleep all day and all they do is eat eucalyptus leaves.  Don't park your car under eucalyptus trees!  If the koalas don't get you, the tree bark and its sap will.  





2013/06/12 10:10:17
Mesh
Old55
UbiquitousBubba
I was mugged by koalas once.  It was embarassing.  I was minding my own business in my cage.   A few kids would try to jab me with a stick as they went by, but their parents would push them away from the bars pretty quickly.  Usually the mothers would cry out, "It's Hideous!", or "Gross!".  The fathers woulld warn their kids that they could end up looking like me if they didn't watch out. 
 
Anyway, a gang of koalas paid off a guard to get into my cage.  A crowd gathered to watch them.  The little monsters beat me senseless.  Fortunately, that didn't take long.  They stole my becan, painted unicorns on my face, and stuffed me in a tire swing.  That's right, they stole my becan.
 
Stupid Koalas.




Sorry to hear that, Bubba.  I'm surprised that they'd bother with you and the becan.  They're herbivores and you're not Herb.  They must have been high on eucalyptus leaves.  They probably sold the becan to to Beagle to support their habit.  


IC what U did dare!!
 lol Jan.....there's a lot to smoke digest read between those lines there....
2013/06/12 10:39:15
bapu
daryl1968
Old55
Good day, Kids.  
 
I like koalas too.  They're so furry and cute.  Lazy though--they sleep all day and all they do is eat eucalyptus leaves.  Don't park your car under eucalyptus trees!  If the koalas don't get you, the tree bark and its sap will.  









Who among us has NOT let a koala drive them around town?
2013/06/12 10:40:18
bapu
Old55
bapu
Is this FRED still a H00000T!!!????




I see what you're doing--you want us to post a bunch of clever owl pictures, don't you?  Not that it's a bad thing.  
 
 



Owl let you know if that is the theme of the day, K?
2013/06/12 10:41:41
UbiquitousBubba
They did refer to the Big Boss as "Scruffy".  I think you may be on to something.
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