I don't know if anyone else is aware of this, and I don't want to alarm anyone unnecessarily, but there's something horrific outside. Up in the sky, it's as though there's a huge ball of fire burning up the sky. I know. That's crazy, right? Anyway, it's just floating up there, burning away, and it's really bright. I mean, it's insanely bright. I waited for awhile to see if it was going to fall on me (because that's usually the way these things happen), but it didn't.
Is anyone doing anything about this? I checked but the government is acting like they knew this was there all along. I tried to explain it to them, but they just asked me to stay where I was and some nice people would come say hello very soon. I hung up and went inside to get some coffee. I'm not waiting out there with that thing.