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A heavy bearded neanderthal looking man was arrested in Sacramento for allegedly throwing a spear at a passing moving vehicle. According to a witness, the primitive looking man appeared out of nowhere prior to throwing a spear at the moving car. “He just appeared, poof, a homeless looking man with a spear, then he threw it at a car while grunting some weird caveman talk.”
Ancient Alien Astronaut theorist argue that the man isn’t really 56-year-old Jeffery Jones from Sacramento, California, but rather a human from the past that has travelled through time via a worm hole created by ancient aliens. Other people argue he is just a crazy bearded man that throws spears at cars.
Jones was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and was last seen drawing paleolithic illustrations on his cell wall at Sacramento County Jail.

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craigb

Ahhh. So that's where we were supposed to meet. SOMEBODY didn't send the new address.

The new place looks much nicer than our old one.

One of your new shirt designs there Ed?

This year's graduating class at Whassamadder U.?  

Hey!

craigb
Hey!

Not you, Craig.  The Amazons.  

Old55

craigb
Hey!

Not you, Craig.  The Amazons.  

I was just singin' the next part.
 
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Dear Kacy,
 
Its been many years since I've started walking around forests wearing nothing but a towel and socks.  Yesterday I had a vision of a talking ketchup bottle.  I lost my favorite briefcase.  Will you play, "La Bamba," by Richie Vallens