Our next letter comes to us from a rascal named Brat. It reads:
Dear Casey,
Its been 14 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 6 days since I broke a nail changing a tire. Through the years, I've struggled with the consequences, the regrets, the IWantADoOvers, and the trauma. Could you play, "The 59th Street Bridge Song," by Simon and Garfunkle.
Ps... When I was really young, I used to call em, "semen and garfunkie."