Warm Bodies was funny. I enjoyed it.
I'm working from home today, so my commute was pretty good. There was some road construction to deal with. I made it down the stairs before I realized my left turn signal had been on the whole time. Things got a little slow as I approached the coffee pot. That could have had something to do with my subjective experience of time rather than an absolute, objective measurement.
Someday, we'll look back on page 700 and laugh. Not necessarily at the content of the page, of course, but we may still chuckle.
(No zombies were harmed during the drive to page 700 any more than were absolutely necessary for our entertainment. At least, they didn't file a complaint.)