I already had it.  (Lunch, that is...)  I had a cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese, peanut butter, honey, and a few slices of cheese.  I'm a traditionalist.
 
Nutritionists usually have seizures when I tell them what I eat.

The greener grass means there's more manure hidden underneath.....

It was greener, Bapu.  It's more of a purple now.

BRB....on my way to pick up a CRCCPBHC bagel (see post #20926 for nutrional info).
 

Juan paige and 10 posts to go.

Won?  Nine.

Whenever I have posts to go, they always get my order wrong in the drive through.  That's 20%-40% worse than when I go inside. 
 
I'll have my posts with extra becan and extra cheese.  When I say extra, I don't mean, "None at all", "Substitute whatever you'd like", or "I'd like to be ripped off now".  I mean I want more.  It's not a difficult concept.  You add some, and then you add much more.  It's so simple, even a zombie could do it.  I was going to say that even a politician could do it, but that's just unbelievable. 
 
That's right.  Extra.  Yes, I know that's not "healthy".  I want it anyway.  In fact, I wants lots of it.
 
(sigh)  There's nothing here.  Maybe a politician could do a better job...
 
 

I ended up going to Panera bread (drive thru) and I think you're right about being worse 20% - 40%.....
 
I ordered a soup/samich deal for $7.19 (I think) and she asked me if I'd like a bowl (of course, I thought soup SHOULD be in a bowl and not some other container) and I said yes.....(apparently, that was an upgrade from a cup). I ended getting a whole samich & and a big bowl of brocolli cheese soup (much more than I needed).
When I got to the window, she smiled and asked for $12.12.....
I just gave her the card and aked her if she had a brother named Scooter.

Mesh
I just gave her the card and aked her if she had a brother named Scooter.

2nd funniest post by Mesh EVAH!!!!!!

BTW, I think craigb (ITHRN) should now not sleep, eat, deffacate or go to the mailbox (not in that order) until TOT700P occurs.