You can't just read it all at once. You have to slowly build up your capacity for Extreme Stupidity. Some of us have been training for this for a lifetime.
If you're not careful, the damage could be permanent. The FSF has an implied warning that reads something like this:
Implied Warning! FSF Stupidity is performed by professional village idiots. Do not try this at home. Attempting this at work is not a good idea, either. School is just fine, though. Knock yourself out.