I expected to get one of those Expected Errors, but I didn't. I called up support to report the unexpected error of failing to receive an expected error. The automated attendent routed me around for several minutes. The recording said that they were expecting my call, and then it hung up on me.
I totally saw that coming, of course. I called back and demaned to speak to someone in Customer Service. While I was waiting, my other phone rang again. I hadn't expected that. I answered it. Meanwhile, I heard Customer Service pick up on my first phone. I switched back to that one and said, "Hello?" I quickly put the other phone up to my ear and told my caller that I was on the other phone and they'd just have to wait. I turned to the first phone where some nut case had just been babbling on as though I was listening to him. "Hey!" I said loudly. "I've got someone else on the other line. Hold on." I held both phones to my head and the resulting feedback loop singed my temples
While I had expected that, I did not expect that the scorch marks would not be even. I spent half the morning trying to even them up with an iron.
Come to think of it, it is hot today. I wouldn't have expected that in July.