bapu

Mesh

bapu

Mesh

musicman100

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Old55
The Nocturnal Emissions--is that a spunk band?  

Jazzed up.

I see what ewe did, there
for lack of an eye...

Subtlety is in the eye of the beholder?

Blinded by the light?

....and light years, a weigh from seeing your toes?

What it means "toes"

CAMELS?

musicman100

bapu

Mesh

bapu

Mesh

musicman100

bapu

Old55
The Nocturnal Emissions--is that a spunk band?  

Jazzed up.

I see what ewe did, there
for lack of an eye...

Subtlety is in the eye of the beholder?

Blinded by the light?

....and light years, a weigh from seeing your toes?

What it means "toes"

CAMELS?

With 2 humps?

CL new orleans all for sale / wanted musical instruments - by owner



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GANGSTER RAP LYRICS - $8000 (NEW ORLEANS LA)GANGSTER RAP LYRICS FOR SALE $8,000 MUST SALE,(DOPE LYRICS)

Location: NEW ORLEANS LA

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Posted: 2013-08-28, 5:17PM CDT

 
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please." 
Lawyer says, "What for?" 
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign .." 
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." 
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." 
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" 
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" 
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." 
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." 
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving poo out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

I like it.
 
(What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?  The skid marks in front of the dog.)

bapu

Old55
The Nocturnal Emissions--is that a spunk band?  

Jazzed up.

bapu

Old55
The Nocturnal Emissions--is that a spunk band?  

Jazzed up.

Jizzed up?

craigb

bapu

Old55
The Nocturnal Emissions--is that a spunk band?  

Jazzed up.

Jizzed up?

How puerile
 

bapu

craigb

bapu

Old55
The Nocturnal Emissions--is that a spunk band?  

Jazzed up.

Jizzed up?

How puerile
 

And therefore appropriate for this fred, ya?