I can't see the new Nicholas Cage action film doing very well.

He plays a wrongly convicted man, trapped amongst a bunch of the world's most dangerous criminals, all stuck inside a Refrigeration Factory...

It's called Air Con.

 
I got really drunk at my mate's wedding last month and threw the ice sculpture in the river...
 


 But it's all water under the bridge now.
 
 

 
 
Bass Player available for paying gigs only. I play G-C-D. If your songs are not in the Key of G please transpose them to G. If your song has an Em or Bm I will probably sit that one out. I could learn these chords for $30.00 each if you insist.
If you want me to do any of that fancy stuff like rock back and forth from G to D while you hold a G chord forget it , remember I am a pocket player.
Minumn of $100.00 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 70891. $5.00 per mile extra for any gigs out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on the Baton Rouge Metro line, or you can pick me up at my place.
Must be home by 11pm due a previous legal problem.
No gigs within 500 yards of a school, parks or playground.
Did I mention that I have a great sense of humor?

musicman100

 
 
Bass Player available for paying gigs only. I play G-C-D. If your songs are not in the Key of G please transpose them to G. If your song has an Em or Bm I will probably sit that one out. I could learn these chords for $30.00 each if you insist.
If you want me to do any of that fancy stuff like rock back and forth from G to D while you hold a G chord forget it , remember I am a pocket player.
Minumn of $100.00 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 70891. $5.00 per mile extra for any gigs out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on the Baton Rouge Metro line, or you can pick me up at my place.
Must be home by 11pm due a previous legal problem.
No gigs within 500 yards of a school, parks or playground.
Did I mention that I have a great sense of humor?

That guy stole my ideal (a nod to Bobby there).

bapu
It's been sed (in that udder fred) that the mods rarely monitor the coffee house.
 
Two things come to mind.
 
1. This fred is truly safe
2. The primates are running the asylum
 

Fixed--for Daryl.  

Daryl likes primates.

Dead, dead, dead...  This fred is dead!

Pityfull Innit?

Did not hit 250 posts today.