Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

2012/06/05 08:01:24

Ham N Egz

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

2012/06/05 08:02:46

Ham N Egz

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100

What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????

"would the defendant please rise"

His Bapsiness is not going to like that George...

Oh no.

I do though

GM Guv'nor, Thank Ewe. I yam trying to steer this thread into unfunny this AM.

2012/06/05 08:03:35

Beagle

musicman100

What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????

"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from???

2012/06/05 08:04:51

Ham N Egz

What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"

What do you call a beautiful woman on a keyboard player's arm?
A tattoo.

2012/06/05 08:06:15

Ham N Egz

Beagle

musicman100

What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????

"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from???

Page 17 of this fred?

2012/06/05 08:09:07

SteveStrummerUK

Oh............ I thought you said three piece suite

2012/06/05 09:01:36

Beagle

musicman100

Beagle

musicman100

What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????

"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from???

Page 17 of this fred?

I can't be arsed to read the whole fred - or even page 17.

2012/06/05 09:51:08

Mesh

I heard like going retro iz like the coolest thing evah.....roight Bapz?

2012/06/05 10:12:20

trimph1

Has this fred gone retro?

2012/06/05 11:19:32

bapu

Retro is as retro does.

BTW Straummy, I had two of those three pieces in black back in the 70's.

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