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2013/09/18 20:08:28
craigb
bapu
Well CRAIG B(ITYRL),
 
I did mine on my own, using my brian.



Wel dun!  Thar 4, mi geeft 2 ewe:
 
I wonder aloud
Just whose hand am I holding?
Where IS the owner?
 
The earthquake was strong
I was caught in amazement
I felt my jaw drop
 
My ears have left me
I cannot hear your yapping
Silence IS golden!
 
She gave me good head
I cannot deny her that
But whose head is it?
 
Your mouth is so smooth
I long to kiss your soft lips...
Where do you keep them?
 
The top of your head
Is easy for me to see
Since you have no legs
 
I'd give you a hand
To help you on your journey
But I don't have one
 
I used to be hung
Like a horse in the meadow
Then my pud fell off
2013/09/19 00:09:30
Old55
FSF is dead comatose asleep.  Long live FSF.  
2013/09/19 08:33:38
UbiquitousBubba
Argh!
 
Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats!  It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Argh!
2013/09/19 08:52:20
Old55
Bimey, Mate!  Avast, I should be drawn and quartered--I missed National Cheeseburger Day yestarday!  Argh!  Get me some rum.  
2013/09/19 08:53:31
Mesh
Aye Matey!! Top O da Marnin to ya!!
(it helps to wear an eye patch (or iPad) while talking/typing for a more convincing fx.....your co-workers might even encourage you with some subtle laughter........YMMV).
2013/09/19 09:01:50
Ham N Egz
yes it is talk like a pirate day today
 
 
where are the BAWDY WENCHES????
 
 

 
or wrenches, for that matter???
 
 

 
 
do we have a pile of BOOTY???
 

 
 
 
 
wheres me parrot???
2013/09/19 09:10:24
Old55
Aye, Top o da marnin to ya, too.  Time to go to work.  Argh!  Do you have a parrot on your shoulder to go with the iPatch?  Have a plundering day.  
2013/09/19 09:19:23
Ham N Egz
IKs newest offering for the I stuff
 
I presesnt the IK IPATCH
 

2013/09/19 09:19:32
Mesh
Viewing a new page in this software is like playing Russian Roulette to see the new page.........sheesh!!
2013/09/19 10:40:06
bapu
Arrrrgh yer ship is now mine. Whar be the GOLD??!??
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