The FSF is not really sticky. While the "icky" part may be accurate, the FSF's dominance of page one of the Coffee House is not mandated by administrative decisions. Some speculate that the FSF's uncanny ability to "hover" in place has less to do with stickiness than with suckiness. In fact, the FSF may be humanity's first self-sustaining semi-permanent black hole.
Top scientists disagree about whether or not we should investigate this phenomenon. While most agree that someone should do it, none of them want to go first. After a few cautious experiments involving socks and a dryer, the scientific community selected their test subject. They chose the one dentist who doesn't recommend sugarless gum to his patients who chew gum. They're outfitting him now with an "I heart Gibson" t-shirt, a pound of becan, and a Soundblaster card.
He has promised to post a picture of his studio.