craigb
I named mine Dammit. The neighbors must have loved it when he got loose outside and I had to call for him...
True story. My dad had a dog named Butch up until the time he married my mom. The dog stayed at home with my grandparents. My grandfather was constantly annoyed with Butch because when he came home from work Butch would be all excited to see him and jump at him. My grandfather woulds say, every time, "Butch you SOB* lay down". After a few years of that Butch did not respond to just his name "Butch"; you had to say "Butch you SOB*...."
*But fully worded out