+5
 

The top DAWG position in post count is now an open field.

After the preceding posts we can no longer say that bapu's posts don't count.

Mesh, have you read the FSF?
 
I'm serious.  Reading the FSF can have any number of side effects.  The delusion that somone must have something to say before posting is a rare one, though.
 
If you are reading it now, stop at once!  If you aren't, then whatever I say here appears rather pointless and pathetic.  In that case, please continue to avoid reading the FSF.
 
Of course, if you read that last bit, you haven't really grasped the concept of not reading the FSF and you may be in a delusional state (such as Nebraska.)  In that case, you may have imagined you read this post.  If so, you may not have read it, and you're okay.
 
(At least, you can continue thinking you are.)
 
(FNORD)

I thought I saw a Leopard change its spots today.  Sadly though it was just an Armadillo posing as a Chameleon.
 
That's the last time I take any notice of him crying wolf.

There is no reason for reading the FSF since Google has already done it.
 
For instance, I googled "fsf arse site:forum.cakewalk.com" and got 3,410 results which represents 1 arse for every 6.7768328445747800586510263929619 posts. 
 
But given all the arses around here I'd expect that number to rise.

Google likes Monkeys.

Jonbouy
Google likes Monkeys.

And kittens too

musicman100
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

Duh.  She forgot to hit the "On" switch.  Simples.

By the way, hamsters are not made of ham.  I accused the guy at the pet store of false advertising and now I'm not allowed inside.  Apparently, they frown on nibbling before buying.