Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

2013/10/14 22:05:25

craigb

bapu
chefmike8888
Just popping in to say "Hey Y'all."

And to add a +1.
For what? (shrugs) I donno.

Mike.

With the no longer 1 minute delay between post you could +1,000,000 if you'd like.

Maybe for you, but I still run into that delay all the time.

(Of course, I've been told before that I'm too quick, but I'm still not sure how my dates heard about my forum posting habits...)

2013/10/14 22:22:00

bapu

craigb
(Of course, I've been told before that I'm too quick, but I'm still not sure how my dates heard about my forum posting habits...)

fnar fnar

2013/10/14 23:01:05

Old55

Hi, CheffMike!

2013/10/15 00:41:13

craigb

Time to break out the band!

2013/10/15 00:52:08

Old55

craigb
Time to break out the band!

Why, are they incarcerated?

2013/10/15 00:53:39

craigb

If you dressed like that and carried a loaded accordian, wouldn't you be?

2013/10/15 00:57:53

Old55

They would be in a different institution then.

2013/10/15 05:43:31

craigb

2013/10/15 06:02:01

Karyn

Good morning craigb (ITYRN)

2013/10/15 08:18:11

Ham N Egz

GREAT THINGS TO PONDER

1. Is it good if

a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand

on the watch

called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled

in the dictionary,

how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary,

where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack?

What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and

"slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance"

mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing

"Take me out to the ball game"

when we are already there?

10. Why are they called " stands"

when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark"

when it really is "after light"?

12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"

make the unexpected expected?

13.. Why are a "wise man" and

a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee"

mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics"

not spelled

the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific,

why do they have to pay you to do it?

17.. If all the world is a stage,

where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind,

why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed

and have dyslexia,

can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular

and panties plural?

21.. Why do you press harder

on the buttons of a remote control

when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags

and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated

is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels?

Aren't we clean when we use them?

25.. Why doesn't glue

stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set

when you only have one?

27. Christmas

- What other time of the year

do you sit in front of a dead tree

and eat candy out of your socks?

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