When I was out to buy my first car, I had something very specific in mind. Unfortunately, my folks vetoed the idea.
I wanted to buy a used hearse. It would be perfect. Not only would it have plenty of room to haul drums and stage gear, but there are rollers on the floor in the back I would use to slid the stuff in and out easily. I'd want a black hearse, of course. I'd paint a huge skull and crossbones on the hood, flames on the front and sides, and "Meatwagon" in large letters across the back. Slap an 8-track deck in there, and I'd be ready to rock.
Sadly, my first car was a Buick LeSabre. There were no flames, skulls, or logos. I did install the 8-track, though. Years later, I told my wife this story. I didn't even get to the question mark at the end. She said no.