I hope this fred doesn't give people GAS.
 
I'd hate to think everyone here was dying to get a hearse.

Bapu, when he had it towed away, did he have the truck drive it slowly, leading a procession of cars?  That would have been an interesting image.
 
Mesh, I don't think the problem was in my choice of car.  I think the problem had much more to do with the person making the choice. 
 
I'm no longer in a big hurry to buy a hearse.  I don't have an 8-track player anymore.

Sorry UB, I got it all wrong again.
 
Regarding your choice of cars, it seems like a very practical and useful mode of transport.........I suppose not everyone looks from an aesthetic side of things.  

UbiquitousBubba
 I don't have an 8-track player anymore.

My last one was stolen.
 
What's really weird is that my 2005 Honda Odyssey does not have a cassette player.
 
I have an aux in but can you guess where the inputs for it is located. Yup, in the third row seats. WTF?

UbiquitousBubba
Mesh, I don't think the problem was in my choice of car.  I think the problem had much more to do with the person making the choice. 

I thought it might be because of your Ruth Gordon infatuation. (Bubba and Maude?)

Mrs. Robinson, I think you're trying to seduce me. 

My mom was in a serious traffic accident before I was born in a small town in Missouri during a vacation trip.  The town didn't have an ambulance so they used a hearse to drive my mom and a cousin to the larger hospital in a nearby city.  While driving they would wait for a car to come up behind the hearse and then wiggle their toes or move their feet - lol.

"Go on and write me up for 125, post my face wanted dead or alive.  Revoke my license, all that jive.  I can't drive 55!"

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4p8RYoJ9DQ