I've just been to out to get something to help me attach a new radiator hose in my car.
The bloke in the shop gave me a DVD and said it was the best he can do...
After 5 minutes of watching boats cruising down the Thames, seeing the Queen getting soaked in the rain and seeing Tom Jones and Cliff Richard entertaining flag waving crowds I realised I should have been more specific when I asked for some jubilee clips.