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UbiquitousBubba
I bought a postcard of page 800 with "Wish you were somewhere" written across the front. I'll take one more pass through the gift shop before heading out.
Page 800. It's nice enough, I suppose.
(It's no page 1137, that's for sure.)
But when we hit 2000, 1137 will be a distant whiff of shlitz.
And I thought I was dreaming when I said 1K! What kind of ****z are you smoking?
Edit: Oh, it was shlitz. I forgot the "L". I was tired.